We need to talk.
We’ve been “dating” for a few years, and while we may go months without seeing each other, my feelings for you will never change. You are so delicious with your layers of creamy laughing cow wedges, crispy bacon, and rich hummus; all smoooooshed between two crispy, buttery pieces of Udi’s Whole Grain gluten free bread. You’re just really good, inside and out.
And well….I think I love you. A lot.
But… let’s not tell Redbridge…ok?